I do...and what everyone did at a wedding this weekend...

So I went to yet another wedding this weekend for my dear friends L & L by far the cutest, nicest and blondest couple ever. Too cute...

It was like a college reunion girls I haven't seen in 5 or 6 year partying together. The wedding started of beautiful...they wrote their own vows, it took place outside, the wedding march was a tasteful version of an outcast song, the flower girl was the cutest...they even had a Best Women and Men of honor instead of the traditional. Then on to the cocktail hour...I had 3 glasses of wine in a very, very short period of time...then a tasteful and excellent dinner, great speeches...lots and lots of dancing. All was well from 4pm till 1030p....with only a half hour to go...

-Shirts and ties came off on the dance floor in the 'dancing circle'
-Small and cute Sophia was tossed in the hair and crowd surfed...great idea right?
-Apple juice became an appropriate mixer for vodka
-The hookup potential for all was established
-a plan was made to continue drinking despite my then...9 drinks...(1 champagne 8 full glasses of wine)
-My boobs kept getting grabbed
-A girl was trampled by another when diving for the bouquet of flowers...literally tackled to the ground

SO after all of that we went back to the hotel changed clothes and hit up a bar for more drinking...glasses where broken I stole a glass of wine and walked out of the bar but not before by friend Annie convinced everyone we should go old school...and by that I mean 8th grade style and play truth or dare in her hotel room...here's what transpired:

-Guy drops draws and hangs out in boxers and tie
-cuddle fest happens with 6 people on bed
-the finer points of anal sex are discussed as a group
-group sex was then discussed
-then sex occurred in a stairwell...
-sex occurred on a crowded hotel room floor...
-a girl got fingered on said hotel floor (different girl...same guy?)
-massages...good ones
-singing
-3 18 packs where consumed...
-and two more bottles of wine...
-cops came...
-as did quite a few attendees of the wedding...

In short...I wish I remembered my camera because it was quite a wedding!!

-This Jo