Thursday, April 5, 2007

Pirate Queen...a mature review...

For some reason I have James Horner's scores from the "Titanic" stuck in my head....why you ask? Because the Pirate Queen's music totally ripped it off. I kept picturing good ol' Leo and Kate at the mast of the ship instead of Pirates...

And as much as I love Pirates....since I knew nothing of the play I was sourly disappointed. It was Riverdance at sea with hints of "Les Miz." The story was a good one...reeking of 16th century feminism and love in a political context. But...the plot and characterizations where sorely lacking....

AND you know there is a problem with a show when during the swash buckling themes my theater obsessed roommate and I are texting one another:

J: suckme@mycock.com

Theater obsessed roommate: Anything@mycoochiewoochie.com

J: Yeeeaah@yeahbitch.com

Theater obsessed roommate: Stopstealingmyshit@thelivingwhore.com

J:PS I am 5 and I throw a stick Foor yooou...Deerhoof

BUT...if you can get past the lame sword fights and the constant singing plot rather than song...you'll like Pirate Queen.

--Jo

Wednesday, April 4, 2007

Rove Faces Protesters at American University

In the spirit and tradition of AU (was the film PCU loosely based on this school...maybe) protesters voiced their beliefs on campus. Students where not happy with White House advisor Karl Rove's appearance on the campus of American University this past Tuesday night.

Rove went to the campus to speak to the American University College Republicans. The group's web site billed the Republican strategist's appearance as a discussion of electoral politics and the importance of college Republicans in winning elections...hmmm...now why would anyone get upset about that?

American University has traditionally been fairly democratic and has a long history of protests and supporting the ideas of all students. I know that when I went there that was one of the reasons I loved it so much.

According to a university spokesperson, as Rove tried to leave a building on campus he was confronted by more than a dozen protesters. Some reportedly started throwing things at Rove and his car. Others tried to block his vehicle...but before that 150+ students had a sit in on campus that day.

American University security guards moved in and carried the protesters away, so Rove could leave. Campus police describe the protest as peaceful and there were no arrests.

For more on this take a look at this video posted by ABC:

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White Chicks and Gang Signs? What?

Wow...these chicks look badass...um yeah. But really do they know what they're saying with their "Gang Signs"?

Tuesday, April 3, 2007

Slime Square! And Grindhouse....

Before 42nd street was "cleaned up" it was a seedy little spot often referred to as "Slime Square" as this t-shirt is reminiscent of http://www.cafepress.com/tshirtcade.121898827



And although I like walking down a street and not looking at porn at everyturn...I'm still sad to see that old B movies are gone. The low-budget rough cut films that where once a popular thing of the 50's, 60' and 70's...are now gone...well almost. Its back...but not as low-budget...unless 53 mill is low budget...

Quentin Tarantino and Robert Rodriguez have made two films dubbed as “Grindhouse” and it's not being billed as 2 movies but two for the price of a single ticket. “Planet Terror,” from Rodriguez, is 80 minutes long, and tells a story of, biochemical terror...not an uncommon theme in cult classics (although usually they involved aliens too). Tarantino’s “Death Proof,” is 90 minutes long, has to do with a murderous stuntman and his car. The movies are connected by trailers for four movies that do not exist, by four directors who do — Eli Roth (whose most recent real film was “Hostel”), Rob Zombie (“House of 1,000 Corpses”), Edgar Wright (“Shaun of the Dead”) and Rodriguez.

Now do I like scary movies?...um not really...but what I do like about this is the nostalgia, and the grittyness of New York. I read the recent Timeout article and it gave me a brilliant idea for a night on the town..a "Gritty in the City" Night so to speak...:

1. 8pm Grindhouse in Time Square

2.Midnight Pussycat Lounge
"Part urban strip joint, part divey rock/cabaret venue, the Pussycat Lounge (96 Greenwich St between Carlisle and Rector Sts, 212-349-4800) is three floors of throwback New York sleaze (the well-guarded doors first swung open in 1969). The main floor is dank, narrow and lined with a wall of mirrors and ratty sofas—the perfect perch for settling in for the show, or further developing the friendship you just made in one of the private lounges. The dancers ($20 for a lap dance) are more vintage Debbie Harry than Jessica Simpson. Invite one along for the rest of the night’s journey."
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3. 2am Cordato’s Bodega Bar
"After Pussycat, skulk into the back of this deli–pizza parlor (94 1/2 Greenwich St between Carlisle and Rector Sts, 212-233-1573), where a glowing Michelob Ultra clock illuminates a plain door. Behind it, a mix of traders, hip-hop heads and Ground Zero carpenters score $10 lap dances from Pussycat moonlighters. It’s worth a stop, and soon: Word is, this block may be demolished to make room for a high-rise hotel."

I'll keep interested parties posted on the when now that you know the where...

Monday, April 2, 2007

Alanis and...My Humps

The world has officially ended...Alannis Morisette covering Fergie's My Humps...my life is complete...

Online dating...lesbians, men and video...

So a good friend of mine and I where chatting it up about online dating...to try or not to try...We both have in the past with disasterous results because if you are a lesbian and you are looking for woman you'll find 1 of 4 things:

1. She's either bi-curious or gay and has never...ever been with a woman
2. Absolutley psychotic and devoid of all human emotion...aka emotionally unavailable
3. So socially awkward having drinks with them is absolutley painful
4. A pretty cool person...but you lack chemistry (this is very, very rare...ok its really just me when I online date)

And if you are looking for a guy you'll find 1 of these 4 things:

1. He accidently though match.com was really snatch.com and is just looking for a one night stand with less work and drink purchasing involved
2. He's absolutley desperate, old and wants a wife...now (did I mention proabably bald and works in finance?)
3. Going to bald...and soon...
4. An Actor, Waiter who wants to practice his next roll on you

What we concluded....the best way to meet people is through friends...or even if you happene to meet them at a bar at least you get the opportunity to see them interact with their friends and that speaks volumes. I mean then again there's always letting everyone know exactly what you're about and looking for with video dating...hmmm:

Sunday, April 1, 2007

Earmuffs!!...Things you should never know about your older siblings...


When you where a kid did you ever have nightmares and run to your parents room only to find the door locked? And when you shouted "Mommie, Daddie the wolf ate my crayons in the dream!!!" they told you"Go back to bed it will be fine, Daddy will get the wolf if he comes back!" You wondered what was so important in there that they couldn't talk to you about the wolf....or how he ate your crayons.

This exact scenario happened to me and I would scurry down the hallway to by big sister DD's room (she's 7 years older) and she would tell me my Mom and Dad where probably just cleaning...this made total sense because our house was so clean! Well at 27 years old I believed this to be true until...last night.

Yesterday I took the Metro North Railroad to CT to go to my big sis's 35th b-day! her husband John planned a suprise b-day party in South Norwalk at Havana bar and Grill. It was fun and very tame...until I got the brilliant idea that everyone should do Tequila Shooters...bad idea....

Let me preface this with the fact that DD is a total light weight....but when she drinks too much she's nothing but trouble...last Halloween she had 6 drinks...punched her friend Janine "accidently" in the eye and told some girl that she was a much "Bigger Whore than Vinny's last skank" and then she asked her if she "Did hair in NJ" and then told her "Van Halen and Poison are Dead." And although last night wasn't as physically damaging to those around DD...it has scarred me for life...ok not really...but you know...

My sisters friend Janine told me after 4 drinks that its been so long since she got laid that I was starting to look good to her...which you know was nice to hear...because I mean who doesn't want to get hit on by a 4 foot tall, 39 year old schoolteacher with smokers cough and a drinking problem...I mean she probably had finger paints back at her place...and I love that shit. Maybe we could of made little construction paper turkeys with our hands after "lovemaking." I only use that word because she kept telling me about her lack of "lovers" since her divorce.

4 shots later and 2 Sangria's...

I'm dancing to 80's hairband music with a dozen 30 and 40 year olds at O'Neils Irish Pub...My sisters friend Hannah asks me how I like living in NYC...and then proceeds to tell me that she loves NYC because theres so many fun things to do. AND that ahe and her husband and went to a "Swingers Party" in the city last month...how that had anything to do with the fact that I moved to NYC I'm not sure...and WHO ARE THESE PEOLPE?

Did this mean that DD herself was a swinger? My nice sweet older sister who taught Bible study and prepares vegan and gluten free snacks for her 2 year old son? The older sister who put bandaids on my cuts and covered my eyes during scary part or sex scenes in movies? The sister who let me tell her about the scary wolf who would eat my crayons in my dreams?!!

GOD NO!!! But after about 8 drinks she did say! "I'm gonna get laid tonight!! WooHoo! Its my Birthday!!!"

On nights like that I wish I could have had a pair of earmuffs...