Working....and the point...

SO today my post is merely a rant...but also keen observations keep reading:

-Why are bosses such assholes sometimes?
a. They have a small dick
b. They aren't getting laid
c. They are fat, ugly, unattractive and balding
d. They frequently wear pleated pants
e. They're collegue is a lesbian who wears pants
f. all of the fucking above

Today is cleaarly an F day in my mind, but somedays I think male patterned insecurity is a lot like male pattern baldness. The more security/confidence you lose (e.g. hair) the more of a dick you are. Or really what you lack in girth or length you make up for in behavior.

Also why do short, fat, balding men, who are assholes, and wear pleated pants (no more pleats people!) think they can get any woman they want? Sometimes their just isn't enough money in the world or drinks in the bar for a women to get down with...well you know.

Ok enough of this for the day...

Ahh new york...why do people steal...and I want my IPOD BACK!!!

one more for get laid party - w4w

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Reply to: pers-351321658@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-06-13, 1:18PM EDT


to the person who went through my wallet and stole random shit:

I sincerely hope you enjoy my cancelled debit card, my ID featuring my beautiful self at age 16, and a gift card with no money on it. you missed another credit card, two monthly metrocards, and giftcards that were actually worth something. lesson: don't steal when you're drunk.

way to put a good face on the queer community. if you by any chance are feeling like the scum that you are and want to return my ID- i would walk away feeling lucky that I don't have to go to the DMV.

you've got some bad karma heading towards you.