SO today my post is merely a rant...but also keen observations keep reading:
-Why are bosses such assholes sometimes?
a. They have a small dick
b. They aren't getting laid
c. They are fat, ugly, unattractive and balding
d. They frequently wear pleated pants
e. They're collegue is a lesbian who wears pants
f. all of the fucking above
Today is cleaarly an F day in my mind, but somedays I think male patterned insecurity is a lot like male pattern baldness. The more security/confidence you lose (e.g. hair) the more of a dick you are. Or really what you lack in girth or length you make up for in behavior.
Also why do short, fat, balding men, who are assholes, and wear pleated pants (no more pleats people!) think they can get any woman they want? Sometimes their just isn't enough money in the world or drinks in the bar for a women to get down with...well you know.
Ok enough of this for the day...
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