I should be working but instead...Burrito poetry...

Oh burrito, you are supreme
with chicken, beans, and sour cream.
Taco Bell has the best deals,
but FreeBirds lasts me for two meals.
Breakfast, dinner, or even for lunch,
I love burritos a whole, whole bunch.

A beer stand vs. Lemondae stand

When I was a little kid I did all sorts of things that have probably led me to work in sales today...for instance I sold scrap wood with a nail in it for ten cents to a bunch of kids in the neighborhood and told them it was a toy gun. I stole flowers from the neighbors yard and sold them...I even sold her her own tulips for $5...and yeah...I got caught. But what I never thought of was setting up a "beer stnad" check out this kid:

A kid sells beer

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California Love.....

So I'm going to california to be in a good friends wedding next week...yeah Napa! Thank God my dress is red because I'll be knocking back plenty of vino and probbaly spilling all over myself!

So I got to thinking today...I love Cali I should move there...but because I'm a horrible person I decided against because of the slow pace, the nice people...and the constant can you spare some change. I blame the kids from Southpark:

PGA...new meaning...

Last night I gave new meaning to PGA...

PGA = Pathetic Golfers Association
PGA = Probably Gay Association

I went to the Chelsea Piers Women's Golf Event last night...which was actually cooler than it sounds...but mostly because it was open bar. So basically they feed you, liquour you up and then give you clubs and balls...and for anyone who's ever seen me drink...you must be thinking "Are they Crazy?"

Don't worry there where no fatalities or injuries...only injuries to my pride and spirit. I guess the stereotype that lesbians are good at golf isn't always true...at least for my friend and I. But then again Lesbians are about 30% of golf/tennis touring pros...

hmmm...I always actually thought Golf was lame until I saw Happy Gilmore...