Last night I gave new meaning to PGA...
PGA = Pathetic Golfers Association
PGA = Probably Gay Association
I went to the Chelsea Piers Women's Golf Event last night...which was actually cooler than it sounds...but mostly because it was open bar. So basically they feed you, liquour you up and then give you clubs and balls...and for anyone who's ever seen me drink...you must be thinking "Are they Crazy?"
Don't worry there where no fatalities or injuries...only injuries to my pride and spirit. I guess the stereotype that lesbians are good at golf isn't always true...at least for my friend and I. But then again Lesbians are about 30% of golf/tennis touring pros...
hmmm...I always actually thought Golf was lame until I saw Happy Gilmore...
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