B. The "Purple Lipstick" I get from wine isn't something I could every buy
C. Better than coffee...I'm far less hyper
D. I smile a lot more and that make the people around me less frightened
E. I have this really cute drawl when I drink...or I mean slur but seriously its cute
F. I'm much more flirtatious when I drink, which means I sell more ad space
G. Drinking is Good for the heart
H. If I drink enough some luppy slup might get lucky in the copy room
I. When I drink nothings funnier than photocopies of my butt
J. I look cute hugging a barrel of wine
I love California wine....................................................
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